Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Spilling the BEANS on Sarge... and other impawtant stuffs...

OKAY...OKAY....    we are gonna tell Sarge's Exciting news... beclaws it seems that he is just TOO Y down...bizzy to do it fur himself...   
We HOPE you are Sitting Down....

and better PEE before reading any farther...    We will wait fur you...


VV
V

V
VV





READY???     SARGE SOLD his HOUSE  on the Mountain.... and BOUGHT a house just ONE Street and around Two Corners from OUR HOUSE.       YEP,   Sarge is moving his peeps to Cooperstown, PA...   in 3 or 4 weeks....     He is Bizzy getting his peeps to PACK UP all his stuffs...   and making Moving Plans...      We are gonna help with the move Too...  Just sayin.
     PLUS...   we have been helping mom to can Tomato Juice and stuffs...  and
SATURDAY we have to go to EAR IE   Pencil Vane E Ah...    to pick GRAPES....  so we can have mom Can our year's supply of Grape Juice...  OF COURSE... we are not allowed ANY of it since Grapes are NOT GOOD fur US...
   And we have been Bizzy doing some Painting and other OUTDOOR stuffs... getting ready for WINTER Time to come...

BUTT.....     We DID do our Monthly CHEWY REVIEW... and BOY HOWDY did we ever love THIS one...    WELLNESS.. CORE... Grain FREE...  Turkey, Chicken Liver and Turkey Liver Flavor...

 It is just FULL of Good Stuffs... and NO bad thingys...  and   OH, THE SCENT...
 AND THE FLAVOR...     We are still getting it Mixed with our Dry Kibble  ....  so we don't Switch FAST and have any Issues...   and there have NOT been ANY
 IN FACT mom says that our Poops are PAWFECT...  no gas and we BOTH just GOBBLE it right up every evening...

 We are BOTH THRILLED with this Wellness CORE  Grain Free that we have ALREADY told mom to PLAN on getting it fur us AGAIN...      Now as always,  we were NOT PAID to say thingys about Wellness CORE...   we just do it beclaws we LOVE everybuddy at CHEWY.COM and they SELL this.   We just gave it a Try...  7 nights worth to be SURE we were saying everythingy that is TRUE...    and then say to you... CALL CHEWY.COM.... and tell them to SEND YOU an ORDER... and it will be at YOUR door faster than a squirrel with its tail on fire...
WE thank CHEWY.COM fur the chance to tell you about Wellness Core and let you know that there is  NO     Wheat Corn Soy or Fake Colors flavors or preservatives.   PLUS   NO   Meat by-products...           
     
 WE Won this BARK BENCH and all the stuffs at Duke Fest...

 THIS is just ONE of the MANY Reasons that SARGE is moving to OUR Town...
 THIS is our CREEK....  he has never gotten to swim and Wade it... 
 He is just all GREEN With Jellyness...  so he is gonna MOVE ON TOP OF US...   so HE can have fun TOO.   JUST Sayin...
Now that you know the big SECRET...  and Know to get Yourself some Wellness CORE...
AND that we are STILL getting Ready fur WINTER... and have the GRAPES to do... like OVER 100 Quarts of it...    and the BIG MOVE to HELP WITH...  
We ask that you Forgive us fur not being around much...
and pawmise NOT to Furget us...
ONCE...we get...
through all this... WILDNESS
WE WILL BE BACK...
We PAWMISE...
We have court Cases... Madi and Ruby... and Lady Shasta
We have LOTS OF STUFFS to tell you about...
WE WILL RETURN...
HONEST

PEE S...    OMD We MISS all of you.

Monday, September 12, 2016

Missing Everybuddy in Blogville

OMD   we MISS YOU ALL....     We have been REALLY bizzy...   the garden just keeps Pawducing ... little bits at a time...    which actually takes MORE time than if it was all ready at ONCE...
Do a bit...   Clean EVERYTHINGY up and put stuffs Away...  
THEN...   more is ready...    so  REPEAT the pawcess...
  YESTERDAY   we got 9 Quarts of Tomato Juice...
Wanna See???

This is when they are Totally Cooling...  Next the jars have to have the Rings removed and then the jars and Rings need Washing... drying and taking down to the Basement fur Winter use...
   We have Onions, Cabbage, and Green Peppers frozen too...    AND the Green Beans are Canned and the plants are STILL pawducing...  We are just about Green Beaned out fur several months...   We can't EVEN find anybuddy that is willing to take them fur FREE...  all Picked fur them even.

Soooooooo  hang tight... we are Still on Break....  but WILL fur SURE be back once this is over.

BUTT it hasn't been ALL work and No Play...
   Wanna See????
      WE won all this stuffs  at Duke Fest Saturday....      Duke Fest helps 8 No Kill Shelters...
 They had Games fur us to play...
 Bobbing fur Tube Steaks... was REALLY fun...
 Egg and Spoon Weaving around the yellow and Blue paw prints...
 Paw Painting...



 More Egg and Spoon....     We gave Donations fur All the Games...  to help those who are MUCH less fortunate than WE .

We had mom do a PEWS Fur PAWS thingy at each of the 4 Cooperstown Churches... and we collected  So much Great stuffs fur Duke Fest Group to distribute to the Shelters ...  Leashes  Collars Toys  Bedding   Peanut Butter... Towels and Blankets...        Cat Food and Dog Food..  wet and dry both...       Mom gathered in over 300 pounds of foodables for them...  THANKS to the generosity of the membership of the four Churches...    AND more came into our DRIVEWAY today...    BAGS of Super Bedding and towels...  from one of the church members...  
   SO we have been BIZZY as little Squirrel Chasers...   butt we have had some fun...

It took a WHOLE day....  Butt we FINALLY were able to teach Cussin Sarge to Go Diving fur String Cheese in OUR OWN POOL...  Not the one at Duke Fest...    THIS pool is in OUR Yard...
 PEE S...  This year we tried a New Variety of Milkbone Bush... and  It is Pawducing a VARIETY of Delights...

 We get to pick a few RIPE and READY ones every few days... and are HOPING to get some CANNED fur Winter...  
 When we Said VARIETY...   just check it out...  this Variety is pawducing a VARIETY of BONE Shaped Deliciousness...    THESE are like...   Greenies...  butt they taste like MINT...
 We are fur SURE gonna be getting more of THIS  Milkbone Seeds... when the Burp Ease CAT A Log Comes in January...      The Seeds were on Pg. 87 this year...  
See you all SOON.
   Frankie and Ernie

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Way late with BRIFDAY stuffs...

OMD    OMD       ROXY I am SOOOOOOOO embarrassed...  to be THIS LATE in showing everybuddy what you sent fur my Birfday...      

OMD    there was SOOOOO much in the Pressie package...    a Book fur MOM  and Golden Syrup... so mom can TRY to bake some ANZAC Cookies... when the weather cools down...   and a CARD and

 SNACKS and   a SPECIAL  TOY....    
There was a bag of .....   ROO CHEWS...  in the package....   MOM made me SHARE with ... HIM...
   We BOTH really REALLY liked the flavor and Texture...



AND this super COOL   BOUNCING EGG.....    I love it...


 I like to NAP by it... and DREAM of MY Roxy!!!
 I like to roll it around the floor... and when I take it OUTSIDE...    Mom can THROW it really FAR...  and then it BOUNCES all Funny and Exciting...  I never know Where it will go...    It is really GRRRRRRReat...
 THANK YOU ROXY..   YOU are the BESTEST Girrrrrrrrlfurend a guy could EVER EVER EVER have.       LOVE YOU 87 Bazillon times OVER...

NOW the next few Pics are fur Mayoress MADI... to use...     butt We thought it would be fun fur YOU also..
 Check it out... V5 87

This one REALLY Cracked us up...        Some lady must do a LOT of barn work...


WE are REALLY BUSY doing Garden Stuffs and some home pawjects...   so we are gonna take a bit of a BREAK from Blogging...    BUTT Don't Worry RUBY and MADI...     I am in the Paw Furm 87 mins. pre day...  working on your CASE....

PEE S...      We (Roxy and I) think that this should be a JURY TRIAL....    We know how much KISMET... Just LOVES Lawyers and so we are hoping that HE will be the ForBird of the Jury... and that some of you will be willing to serve also...  Just let us know...       THIS IS AN IMPAWTANT CASE...  we gotta have the BEST EVER on the Jury...

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

New CASE fur Ernie the Attorney...


Sent to Ernie the Attorney on   8/16/16



After I overcame my shock, I left the below comment on Ruby's blog!! You see I too was unjustly accused...no trial nuttin.  Dang it there are 3 of us in this house. I am sick and tired, yes sick and tired of having the accusing fingers and rolled eyeballs.  

"Ruby, the edges of some of my mom's African Violet leaves (only plant) have mysteriously become ragged. It is suspected (no proof) that I did it when my cat stump was temporarily moved to the dining room window during construction stuffs.  I feel you pain girl. I thin you need to mix up a pitcher or two of Margaritas, I'll bring some beef jerky and nip treats. You know misery loves company!!  You know when you are the 'only' you get blamed for lots of things."

My wise friend the lovely Ms. Ruby Air Dale suggested this is a case for Ernie the Attorney.  Since I am retired, I told her I'd gladly send you a certified letter asking for you assistance. 

THIS is   Madi's EVIDENCE



THIS is Ruby's Post  



Sunday, August 14, 2016



Tasty Sunday


Hey puppers, kittehs, burdies, and asst. furiends!

I have really enjoyed the PAWLYPICS!   I thinks they are much more funs than the events the peeps have!  I means, did you see todays event??


OMD,  I don't wants to say anythings, 

BUTTS Blogville has some VERY talented 

'BATHERS'

hehehehehe



What have I been doin'.....

wells.....

MA SAYS....

I've been eating her Mint plant!!!

Can you believes it??!

that's the one....looks kinda yucky to me...

Ruby's Ma here:  Why does it look so 'yucky'.....
tell them Ruby....

I don't knows......
*sniiiiiiiiiiff*  yum......
(EVIDENCE)


Yeah, well....I likes to keep my breath MINTY FRESH!

You would thinks that she would appreciate that, right??!


Besides....would this face EVER gets in troubles???

nah.
ROXIEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
   ROXIE...   Do we have PLENTY of TISSUES???

OMC   OMD...  ROXIEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee   we have a new SET of Clients....    Come see the Emails that I just got... from MADI and from RUBY....    OMD OMC ...  they have BOTH been ACCUSED of STUFFS... by their MOMs...  and   Madi's DAD even  went so far as to Squirrel Her Out to Miss Cecilia ...   
     BREAK OUT THE TISSUES....   they are coming in fur a Consultation and  I just KNOW the Tears and SNOT and Slobber will be FLOWING...

SNOT RAGS...  We need TONS of SNOT RAGS...   
Cool your Collar Ernie....    I have  a  CASE of Snot Rags and Tissues in the COPY ROOM...   ....  ummmm   Wanna come CHECK 'em Out with me?



Monday, August 22, 2016

Chewy Review...

We were Not Paid in any way to say the thingys we have here about THIS MONTH's  Chewy Review Pawduct...   Nature's Variety  INSTINCT rawMARKET   Meal Blends...  Chicken Flavor.

OMD we would be glad to Pay CHEWY fur the chance to have THIS delicious supper foodable...


 These are our bowls...  ready to start Soaking...    to RE HYDRATE the grrrreat stuffs...
When THAT 87 hour long soak was finished...  Mom mixed in some of our USUAL Kibble... so we didn't have any Switch Over.. ill effects..    
Then she put everythingy in one of our Favorite Bowls...        Just LOOK at all that goodness.


SOOOOOOOoooooooooooo   what did WE think????
 ERNIE loved EVERYTHING about it....  
 I (Frankie Furter) will admit to spitting out a couple of the peas...     BUTT other than THOSE... I loved it TOO.  
The ingredients are ....  MOSTLY CHICKEN and some Apples and Sweet Potatoes and PEAS and Blueberries and some other thingys that are there fur Extra nutrition.      
     THEN everythingy is FREEZE DRIED...   even the RAW  (CAGE FREE) Chicken...
 This bag was the 4 Pound Size...   Once it is RE-Hydrated...  the actual bag only weighs 1#. 
    We want to tell you that our POOPS are Fine and we have not had any Pharts ...  THAT makes our Mom VERY Happy....
    WE are happy just to have the super TASTE..except fur those PESKY Peas and the nice Soft Texture...once it Soaks about 10 minutes.   It Says to MASH the pieces... butt WE asked mom NOT to do that...  WE like Pieces...    SO she said",  OKAY MY DARLINGS...  I will just use VERY warm water and that will do the job."    And she was RIGHT...  it was PAWFECT.

WE highly recommend this Nature's Variety  INSTINCT  rawMARKET  Meal Blends to those who already use Freeze Dried Raw...   or to those who are thinking of Switching to it.
    We are going to have Mom get us another Bag...  From CHEWY.COM  and we know that it will arrive QUICKLY and in Pawfect Condition... at an EXCELLENT PRICE...
   We do admit that what we want mom to continue to do is....  add it To our Regular Kibble  as a TOPPER...  so that we the BENEFITS of Instinct rawMarket Meal Blends...  to Increase the Flavor and Nutrition of our Blue Buffalo Dry Kibble..       We think that is a GOOD way to BALANCE Our Diet...   
    OH, did we mention that Instinct rawMarket is GRAIN-FREE Natural Nutrition???    Well, IT IS..
      I (Frankie Furter) just might decide to LIKE Peas...   in order to get THIS every day.  
JUST SAYIN.   

THANKS, Miss Sydney fur giving us the chance to tell our furends about this EXCELLENT Foodable.